A telemarketer just called to inquire whether we’d be interested in changing our employee health insurance.  I patiently explained that the pastor’s is through our denomination.  Oh, he says, how about yours?

I’m afraid I’m as likely to get insurance here as I am to get paid in big pink elephants.

Oh,  he said. Oh.  Okay then.  So you’re not interested.

Probably not.  Thanks for calling though.  Good luck with your sales today.


Have a good day.

You too.

For the record, I like my job.  I really do.  I have a lot of fun here and spend time with a lot of people I’m very fond of. It definitely has its high points.