The website is live.  It looks like an ad for, well, tampons.  And, as a bonus, someone’s had some sort of drunken affair with semi-colons.  They’re everywhere.  Everywhere.  In fact, someone seems to have gone back and “corrected” my edited drafts by adding utterly superfluous ones.  Where commas ought to be.  Or periods.  Or, you know, no fucking punctuation at all.  Yargh.  This’ll look amazing on my resume: wrote and edited copy for a website that was later screwed up by people who think they’re smarter.

Churchrat needs a cocktail.