Except for Monday mornings. I clear off my desk every Friday by filing or recycling every piece of paper on it. I finish my week’s tasks. I wipe down my desk with a little alcohol wipe thingy. It’s clear on Friday afternoon. Clear!

On Monday morning, I come in to find a desk that looks like this:

It takes me, oh, forty-five minutes to clear off the mess. I do have an inbox, in case you’re wondering. And I have requested that people use it instead of piling shit all over the place.

Mondays. Sigh.