I’m just wondering at what point you people will stop reacting with visible surprise when it turns out I’m not a moron. And what’s your problem, anyway? The dimples? The curls? The voice? I never thought my voice was especially high, but I suppose I’m a poor judge.

Yes, I went to college. I read books while there and a long time before and a long time after. Most of my utterances are sentences and I don’t say “like” any more than membership in my demographic legally demands.

So. Yeah. I could deal without hearing I’m a smart young lady.